B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Neither have I

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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