- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

whats 69+2? 71

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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