- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

whats 69+2? 71

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

No.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

I told you it would happen

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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