- Anti Joke

My parents have an open marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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