A russian gives away vodka.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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