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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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