- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Tony Romo

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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