Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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children burning

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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a man checks his mypsace

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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LIFE :(

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you lose.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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