A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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