What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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heads up!

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Anti Joke

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