What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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