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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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