- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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