Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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woman..parallel parking

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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