what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Jaden McMichael

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Your all fags

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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