what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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