Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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