Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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The WNBA

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womens rights

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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