Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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