Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Your Mom The End.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Q. who's george porchy?

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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