- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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