- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

whats long and stretchy? elastic

hi bye

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

r u smart..... or ur black

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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