A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Sarah Palin

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Tell you something funny.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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