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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Why didn't he finish his

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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