- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

I told you it would happen

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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