How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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