What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Autism speaks but not really

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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