2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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