- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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