today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Pull my finger ouch..

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

whats white and looks like paper paper

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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