- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??