What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Dont read this joke

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Womens rights

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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