What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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giddy goat

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