If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Gay Rights

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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