What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Knock Knock Yes?

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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