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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Hey, Max!!

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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