A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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My pet rock died.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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tims sty:)

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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