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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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