knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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