What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Anti Joke

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