Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Oh...okay, good.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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PENIS

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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