How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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