- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

TIMMAH!

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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