- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

So a seal walks into a club..

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

womens rights

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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