- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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