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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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