Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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