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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Knock, knock. Come in.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

knock knock

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

A horse walks into a barn.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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