- Anti Joke

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.