His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Guess what? I like trains.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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