What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Cripples are lame.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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A man sat on a chair

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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