heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Rick santorum

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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its all aodhan

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You see how lame this is?

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Racial equality.

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no

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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