monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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modern love

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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GONNA

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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