What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Paper shield.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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