- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Cripples are lame.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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