My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

A dyslexic blind man

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

I <3 Hitler

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Hello Braydon

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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