- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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