What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Gangnam style

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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gay people

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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my shift key is broken1

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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