- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Psychics.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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