- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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