- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

hi bye

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

r u smart..... or ur black

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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