How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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black people

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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