- Anti Joke

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Do you know the muffin man? No

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper