- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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