- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Justin Bieber.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What is a chair?

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

knock knock no ones home

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