- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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