Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Politics

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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This is a joke setup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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