your moms my other ride

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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tom pauling

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A Sloth runs...

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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