An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Joke.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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an athiest walks into a church

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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